Hello All
When my grandmother died in 2001, she left me her beautiful set of fish dishes. They included fish plates, a giant fish platter, a fish gravy boat and 2 fish shaped, well for lack of a better word, tureens.
About 4 and half years ago I started asking friends and family to write story ideas down on pieces of paper. Any idea. It didn't matter. It could be a word like, "Gumdrops" or it could be a sentence like, "Last night was completely insane". Once they had written down an idea, I would put their paper, unlooked at by mine eyes, in one of my fish tureens.
Why did I do this? Some sort of bizarre burning sacrifice to the story god ritual? (And apparently, according to Google, that god would be Anansi, god of all stories.) No, I had another plan in mind, involving a lot less fire. With all of the best of intentions, during the year I turned 40, I was going to write 250, 250 word stories. Every few days, I would pick a story idea out of the fish tureen and write.
I say best of intentions because I was not terribly successful. In 2013, the year I turned 40, I wrote around 30 polished stories and another 30 rough stories, but around May, I stopped reaching into the fish. I ran out of steam, or desire, or nerve. Maybe all of the three. Currently, it is well over 4 years since I turned 40 and I often open the china cabinet and look at the tureen still filled with ideas, my Fish of Dreams. I know that it's really OK that I didn't write all those stories in one year but I do think, when are you going to pick up where you left off?
Well, today is the day. Actually, Monday was the day. I pulled an idea out of the fish and wrote a song. And that's what this blog is going to be dedicated to; songs and stories from my Fish of Dreams.
The first one is going to be a story I wrote back in 2013. It's a very silly story and involves Batman. Adam West died yesterday, and so, I think it's a fitting story to post. I didn't see him in a lot, and I finally understood that the Batman TV show was a joke long after I should have realized, but when I listened to him on the Nerdist Podcast with Chris Hardwick a few years ago and I found Mr. West to be one of the most genuine guests I'd listened to on the show. His joy for just being alive was extraordinary and whenever someone mentions him, I think of that podcast and smile.
I'd like to post this story and dedicate it to the memory of great man: Pure West. (Shameless Simpson reference.)
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A Half-Dozen Carp (an idea deposited into the fish by my husband)
"What are these doing here?"
"He sent them and a note. I assume it will explain their purpose."
"It better...Dear blah, blah...Thank-you for your valiant efforts in saving the blah, blah ocean door, family blah, blah. Please accept blah...they are well trained and should serve you well. Yours in justice, blah blah...Ah well, there you go. They're a reward or something along those lines."
"Yes, I suppose so sir, but what are we supposed to do with them exactly. They don't belong here in the manor."
"I don't know...eat them? We've a dinner party...coming up? Don't we? I mean what else really, are you supposed to do with a half-dozen carp?"
"Sir, they are charmed carp with the ability to move about on land. I believe he intended for them to serve you and not for you to serve them."
"Ha! Clever word play! I enjoyed that...OLD CHUM! Ha! See? I can do that too!"
"Very good sir and thank-you sir, but sir...where exactly are you going now?"
"To my...special place. Bring them along. We'll suit them up and they can become part of my team. After all, I'm done with birds. It's about time I tried my hand fighting along side fish."
"Good of you to seize this opportunity for change."
"I think so. One may even say...CARP Diem?"
"Yes sir. You may even say that. I'll get started on their costumes."
"That would be FIN-tastic!"
"Please stop sir, or I'm sending them back."
"I'm done."
"Very good, sir."
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Til next time,
Happy Stories,
Cin
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